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[12:38:04] --> Precision connected to the server
[12:39:14] <Precision> boom
[12:40:16] <-- Precision disconnected from the server
[15:55:54] --> Santiago connected to the server
[16:04:44] --> shiv connected to the server
[16:05:11] <-- shiv disconnected from the server
[16:05:38] --> shiv connected to the server
[16:05:57] --> Stan connected to the server
[16:06:07] <Stan> you are gay
[16:06:10] <Stan> why are you gay
[16:06:15] <Stan> because i am gay?
[16:06:42] <Stan> hello my name is price and i have hot girlfriend named asia
[16:06:56] <Santiago> /requestname lt.cpt.cmdr.Sheev[BO$$]
[16:07:07] <shiv> smh martin let me give you my seasparrow
[16:07:12] <Santiago> what
[16:07:15] <Stan> hey guys
[16:07:18] <Stan> lets be like shiv
[16:07:26] <shiv> i gave you my At400
[16:07:26] <Santiago> I don't have space man
[16:07:26] <Stan> we'll requestname our real names how abou dah
[16:07:31] <shiv> because i don't want it to despawn
[16:07:50] <shiv> smh can't you like just /givevehicleslot santiago 30
[16:07:55] <Stan> i mean think about it
[16:08:01] <Stan> we'll confuse those who don't know us
[16:08:06] <Santiago> shut up stan
[16:08:12] <Stan> how rude
[16:08:17] <Santiago> faggot
[16:08:20] <Stan> do you speak to mummy like that
[16:08:30] <Stan> oH My gOd
[16:08:36] <Santiago> I already confuse you with sheev
[16:08:36] <Stan> aDmIn
[16:08:41] <Santiago> wait
[16:08:47] <Santiago> join again
[16:08:47] <shiv> lmao did I broke it
[16:09:00] <Santiago> nah I started a mission before
[16:09:03] <Santiago> meet me in LV
[16:09:08] <shiv> smh just tp me
[16:09:14] <Santiago> no
[16:09:16] <shiv> ree
[16:09:19] <Santiago> no one has to know I'm admin
[16:09:25] <Stan> deal
[16:09:27] <Santiago> no cheats
[16:09:30] <Stan> now give me your password
[16:09:30] <shiv> /cc
[16:09:46] <Stan> admin
[16:10:05] <shiv> new base looks neat
[16:10:10] <Stan> no its ugly
[16:10:24] <Stan> you guys really ruined pl when you removed the old maps
[16:10:27] <Stan> and custom houses
[16:10:29] <shiv> smh
[16:10:35] <Stan> its like apple removing ios
[16:10:40] <Stan> for android
[16:10:46] <Santiago> smh stan
[16:10:48] <shiv> but fr tho custom houses were ugly as fuck
[16:10:51] <Santiago> ikr
[16:10:54] <Stan> only some
[16:10:59] <Santiago> no all of them
[16:11:04] <Stan> well then you might as well delete yourseleves
[16:11:13] <Stan> every one of us is ugly
[16:11:21] <Stan> we should all delete ourseleves
[16:11:21] <Stan> sleves
[16:11:23] <Stan> wtf
[16:11:26] <Stan> ourselves
[16:11:31] <Santiago> are you joining the convoy
[16:11:37] <Stan> yes with a missile
[16:11:45] <Stan> you cant ban me haha
[16:11:56] <shiv> wait do I need to start or you?
[16:12:01] <shiv> nvm
[16:12:07] <Stan> hello leticia
[16:12:09] <Santiago> you lead
[16:12:12] <Santiago> I'll follow
[16:12:20] <Santiago> wow smh use the roads
[16:12:25] <shiv> lmao
[16:12:36] <shiv> wait what's my custom rank?
[16:12:42] <Stan> indian tech support
[16:12:44] <shiv> neat
[16:12:44] <Santiago> indian tech support
[16:12:50] <shiv> wait fr?
[16:12:52] <Stan> yes
[16:12:55] <shiv> lmao
[16:13:06] <shiv> better
[16:13:25] <Santiago> z0mg how did u do dat sheev
[16:13:28] <Stan> shiv screenshot this
[16:13:36] <shiv> magic
[16:14:03] <shiv> fuck
[16:14:51] --> Naldo connected to the server
[16:14:54] <Stan> oh no
[16:14:59] <Stan> oh yea
[16:14:59] <shiv> hi
[16:15:08] <Stan> yass daddy rimm me
[16:15:10] <Naldo> Hey Ladies
[16:15:16] <Stan> hello handsome
[16:15:29] <Stan> welcome to stan blowjob services
[16:15:43] <Stan> select ur prefered option:
[16:15:51] <Stan> 1. $10 - 10 mins
[16:16:02] <Stan> 2. $20 - 10 mins with facial
[16:16:10] <Stan> 2. $50 - 15 mins with facial + swallow
[16:16:15] <Stan> 3*
[16:16:26] <Santiago> o wonder why no one plays anymore
[16:16:29] <shiv> what a ripoff
[16:16:29] <Stan> yes
[16:16:56] <Stan> hello shiv
[16:16:58] <Stan> do you have suggestions
[16:17:04] <shiv> sucky sucky 5 dorra
[16:17:09] <Stan> ok sure
[16:17:14] <Stan> your place or mine
[16:17:20] <shiv> rayband's
[16:17:25] <shiv> :>
[16:17:28] <Stan> :>
[16:17:47] <Stan> ^._.^
[16:17:55] <shiv> awww das naice
[16:17:58] <Stan> ikr
[16:18:14] <Santiago> go do cargo
[16:18:41] <Santiago> smh
[16:18:49] <Santiago> they should delet angel pine destinations
[16:18:57] <shiv> why?
[16:19:03] <Santiago> because it sucks
[16:19:05] <Santiago> long af missions
[16:19:13] <Stan> you are stupid
[16:19:13] <shiv> drive better then smh
[16:19:21] <Stan> glad youre not admin anymore
[16:19:35] <shiv> 10/10
[16:20:05] <Stan> did you like the fireworks
[16:20:07] <shiv> nah
[16:20:07] <Santiago> look at this nigga
[16:20:13] <Santiago> azgarr
[16:20:15] <Stan> hello this is america
[16:20:26] <Stan> no sorry canada
[16:20:34] <Stan> santiago
[16:20:40] <Stan> you are my new best friend
[16:20:53] <Stan> i must create my bestfriends list
[16:21:01] <shiv> i remember rayband telling me that after we met <3
[16:21:12] <Santiago> who the fuck is rayband
[16:21:15] <Stan> oh so she friendzoned you
[16:21:18] <shiv> rayann
[16:21:18] <shiv> no
[16:21:28] <Stan> ^._.^
[16:21:31] <Santiago> oh smh I keep confusing you two
[16:21:36] <shiv> lmao
[16:21:42] <Santiago> at least change your color name or smthg
[16:21:53] <shiv> k
[16:21:53] <Stan> are you retarded
[16:22:03] <Santiago> stan change your name to faggot
[16:22:36] <Stan> im dyslexic and failed first grade but i can read shivs name and not be confused
[16:22:41] <Stan> you are retarded
[16:22:44] <shiv> neat
[16:22:44] <Stan> or just lazy af
[16:22:47] <Stan> or both
[16:23:08] <Stan> shiv invite rayband to play with us
[16:23:11] <shiv> no
[16:23:24] <Stan> we'll play something anime
[16:23:27] <shiv> no
[16:23:30] <Stan> roblox
[16:24:29] <Santiago> wooo I'm stuck in the sand
[16:24:35] <Stan> fuck
[16:24:37] <shiv> gz need a tow?
[16:24:40] <Stan> i didnt mean to
[16:24:40] <Santiago> yes
[16:24:40] <Stan> sorry
[16:24:46] <Stan> i wanted to like save you
[16:25:02] <Stan> hello this is a violation of my rights
[16:25:07] <shiv> wait wtf
[16:25:15] <Naldo> lmao
[16:25:23] <Stan> this admin is violating my rights
[16:25:29] <Santiago> wait
[16:25:29] <Stan> this is discrimination against all gays
[16:25:34] <Stan> we will rise
[16:25:42] <Naldo> pun intended
[16:25:42] <Stan> i'm jailed in alcatraz
[16:25:48] <Santiago> how come you driving that truck even tho it's broken
[16:25:50] <Stan> all my gays insan franciso will break me out
[16:25:56] <shiv> idk lmao
[16:25:58] <shiv> bug?
[16:26:01] <Stan> its not broken
[16:26:07] <Stan> aaron increased odo no?
[16:26:23] <Stan> admin unjail me or be jailed yourself
[16:26:25] <Stan> and impeached
[16:26:28] <shiv> admin
[16:26:31] <shiv> who?
[16:26:39] <shiv> gz
[16:27:06] <Santiago> done?
[16:27:09] <shiv> ye
[16:27:33] <Stan> /reply
[16:27:38] <Naldo> /r
[16:27:38] <Santiago> aotd and cotd since who knows when
[16:27:47] <Stan> /reply =/= /r
[16:28:05] <Naldo> !=
[16:28:11] <Santiago> 1M and I tell you a command you didn't knowa bout
[16:28:30] <Naldo> Lets take a walk to my valut
[16:28:30] <Stan> i'll give you 1m to /q and never come back
[16:28:38] <shiv> remember /pistol?
[16:28:57] <Stan> remember that?
[16:29:08] <Stan> /testdw
[16:29:26] <Santiago> wow well done sheev
[16:29:29] <shiv> ?
[16:30:18] <Santiago> too bad I'm not in an airline
[16:30:39] <Santiago> lmao I'm not joining that airline full of fags
[16:31:20] <Santiago> guess I'll have to wait for someone from inverted
[16:31:36] <Santiago> wow wll done sheev
[16:31:47] <Stan> ok i told him
[16:31:47] <shiv> my trailer didn't fall in the water kay
[16:32:11] <Santiago> oh look I have a camper
[16:32:33] <Santiago> move pls
[16:32:46] <Stan> santi
[16:32:49] <shiv> lmao I refuelled and it broke
[16:32:49] <Stan> chum has a message for you
[16:32:52] <Santiago> what
[16:33:08] <Naldo> so y'all convoying?
[16:33:21] <Santiago> maybe
[16:33:35] <Naldo> o.o
[16:33:40] <Santiago> get in
[16:33:43] <Santiago> let's go to bb
[16:33:46] <Santiago> to fix these fuckers
[16:33:59] <Santiago> btw
[16:34:05] <Santiago> it's $50 per second
[16:34:05] <shiv> ?
[16:34:15] <shiv> fam I don't have that cash
[16:34:15] <Naldo> twss
[16:34:24] <Naldo> twhs
[16:34:37] <shiv> fucking scamming taxi driver
[16:36:55] <Stan> hahah chum called santi a faggor
[16:37:19] <Santiago> time to go back to the base
[16:37:33] <Santiago> smh
[16:37:35] <Santiago> did you tp
[16:37:38] <Stan> time to bomb base
[16:38:32] <Santiago> wow we are close to the LC
[16:38:35] <shiv> ye
[16:38:40] <Santiago> sec
[16:39:42] <Naldo> gz
[16:40:12] <Santiago> how to give cash
[16:40:17] <shiv> idk
[16:40:25] <Naldo> /givecash id amount reason
[16:42:19] <shiv> ug
[16:42:24] <Naldo> h
[16:42:32] <shiv> wait how to enable the bottom bar thingy again?
[16:42:38] <shiv> there was a command iirc
[16:42:43] <Naldo> F10?
[16:42:46] <Naldo> u mean
[16:42:49] <Naldo> rob's mod?
[16:42:49] <shiv> nah
[16:42:57] <Naldo> wb
[16:42:59] <shiv> the bottom bit when you're in an aircraft
[16:43:05] <shiv> there was a cmd
[16:43:18] <Santiago> /panel
[16:43:21] <Stan> i hereby do declare londonistan the capital of united khalifate
[16:43:21] <shiv> ye
[16:43:29] <Stan> and sentence jack to death
[16:43:32] <Naldo> oh..
[16:43:37] <Naldo> Wasn't aware of that
[16:43:37] <shiv> lmao
[16:43:40] <Stan> allah akbar
[16:43:56] <Naldo> RUN
[16:44:15] <Stan> LOOK YOU INSULT MAMHMED?
[16:44:23] <Stan> I KILL YOU MADAFAKA
[16:45:06] <Naldo> allah akbar?
[16:46:38] <Stan> HEELLO NALDO
[16:46:46] <Stan> YOU ARE BELIEVER MY BRETHERN?
[16:47:16] <Santiago> smh this samp sucks
[16:47:40] <Santiago> /lotto 69 is the winner
[16:48:05] <Naldo> 74 ftw
[16:48:13] <Naldo> 96 or 112
[16:48:15] <Santiago> win the lotto win the lotto
[16:48:18] <Naldo> Maybe number 1
[16:48:23] <Santiago> your number 32 makes me.....
[16:48:37] <shiv> lmao /lotto 152 is still a thing
[16:48:48] <Santiago> smh where am I supposed to leave the base
[16:48:53] <Santiago> smh gage this base sucks
[16:48:59] <Naldo> Can I see?
[16:49:28] <Santiago> did you get palomino to san fierro docks
[16:49:31] <shiv> ye
[16:50:01] <Stan> jack is coming
[16:50:06] <Stan> prepare the fucking sword
[16:50:14] --> StanHasTheBigGay connected to the server
[16:50:17] <Stan> we will execute him after public flogging
[16:50:28] <Naldo> um?
[16:50:28] <Stan> ok someone catch him
[16:50:33] <Stan> we'll execute this motherfucker
[16:50:49] <StanHasTheBigGay> lmao nice admins powers fag
[16:50:55] <Santiago> this nigga selling a manana super cheap
[16:50:57] <Santiago> buy it sheev
[16:51:27] <Stan> hello jack are you sunni
[16:51:35] <StanHasTheBigGay> ban me please stan.
[16:51:46] <Stan> jk
[16:51:49] <Stan> dont ban me
[16:51:57] <StanHasTheBigGay> lmao pussy
[16:52:16] <Santiago> never forget jack was admin here
[16:52:24] <Stan> before he called shannon fat
[16:52:29] <shiv> F
[16:52:35] <Santiago> before stan was born
[16:52:37] <StanHasTheBigGay> And then my account got deleted
[16:52:40] <shiv> twice
[16:52:48] <StanHasTheBigGay> Yes
[16:52:51] <Stan> disbeliever has been executed
[16:52:54] <Stan> inshallah
[16:53:15] <-- Stan disconnected from the server
[16:53:18] <StanHasTheBigGay> BTFO
[16:53:53] --> Stan connected to the server
[16:54:06] <Stan> hello you scum
[16:54:15] <StanHasTheBigGay> hi stan
[16:54:17] <Stan> GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOORNING VIETNAM!
[16:54:23] <Santiago> price niggas be like
[16:54:34] <Stan> kurwa PI�ZDIC
[16:55:03] <Stan> alallah
[16:55:06] <Stan> jack kileld me
[16:55:11] <Stan> he bombed with a nevada
[16:55:17] <StanHasTheBigGay> who the fuck is jack you fag
[16:55:19] <Santiago> *insert that shitty "not this shit again" meme hre*
[16:55:30] <Stan> NOT THIS SHJIT AGAIN!
[16:56:03] --> Lavija connected to the server
[16:56:11] <Stan> better than crystal? NO NONO
[16:56:11] <Stan> you stupidw
[16:56:16] <Stan> crystals the cutest
[16:56:30] <Santiago> wait
[16:56:40] <Santiago> oh right neeil is admin too I forgot lmao
[16:56:43] <Stan> dance to the hook i sing in arabic
[16:57:02] <Stan> hhey ill
[16:57:05] <Stan> be neil
[16:57:05] <Stan> you be sarith
[16:57:10] <Stan> how abou dah?
[16:57:10] <Lavija> Only been almost 2 years
[16:57:16] <Santiago> stan name is sarith
[16:57:24] <Stan> santiago name is martin
[16:57:43] <Stan> accept my name you retard
[16:58:07] <Santiago> shiv change your name to lt.cpt.cmdr.sheev[BO$$]
[16:58:07] <Stan> this is a violation of my rights
[16:58:18] <Stan> i will sue you for discrimination against lgbt
[16:58:23] <Stan> you are not changing my name only because i am gay
[16:58:31] <Santiago> move
[16:59:06] <Stan> omg jack attacked me with his roadtrain
[16:59:09] <Santiago> I forgot how to open the panel lmao
[16:59:17] <Stan> /panel
[16:59:20] <Lavija> you prob deserve it
[16:59:31] <Santiago> nah the changename one
[16:59:36] <Stan> oh
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